A few nights ago I was out in the city with some friends, just a typical night out drinking. I left the bar relatively early to go somewhere else, but my friends stayed at the bar. After I left, these two random guys came up to my friends and said:

"You ever heard of this guy, Tucker Max. Your friend looks like a shorter, fatter version of him."

Needless to say, the phrase "shorter, fatter version of Tucker Max" has been repeated many aggravating times since.

Posted by Tucker Max at 10:04 PM

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