A real email:
I am perturbed. I have been reading some stories, because obviously that is the best method of preparation for a criminal procedure exam tomorrow, and I am becoming increasingly paranoid. I will explain:
I recently dated and broke up with a smart, funny, successful guy, who in his past (since he met me, to a lesser extent) made a habit of being the drunkest person in the bar (sometimes the drunkest person EVER to have been in the bar) and saying and doing ridiculously offensive things. He wooed me with his wit, for the most part, along with his
embracing being an asshole (not to me of course), loving attention as I do, and asserting that he is smarter than other people.
Back to where you come in: I may be overreacting to a large degree and that is why I am relaying this to you, the author of your site, the only person with a real grip on how unusual your thoughts/actions/expressions are...
-he consistently says, if they can't take a joke, fuck 'em
-favorite words = Open Bar
-favorite book = confederacy of dunces
-uses term "*HIS NAME* drunk"
-tells a story about thinking he was doing "cheers" with himself in a mirror
I could go on. So...how old is your site? Is this coincidence? Are there a lot of guys out there with similar world views?
I cant bear the thought that I was duped by someone copying someone else's shtick. Insights and confidence appreciated.
Guess what babe? Most guys are completely unoriginal and suck. If this is news to you, I am assuming you don't know many guys. I've also gotten a lot of emails about guys telling women they are me to get laid. I cannot imagine anything being lamer.
Posted by Tucker Max at 2:50 AM